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June 2018

yelnatszeroni:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

biomerge:

capacity:

neneyne:

kali-ma-saraswati:

loving-women-is-rad:

evillfemme:

evillfemme:

likelyankle:

evillfemme:

I was attacked outside of a gay bar tonight by nb/trans females and their friends…. I have at least multiple busted blood vessels in my left eye… they tore buttons off of my shirt… I’m in shock, and I have no hope

what happened are you okay?!?

last night I went to a drag show at a gay bar I used to frequent, and a group of q*eers who’ve deemed me a terf (because I called one of them a female over a year ago) was there… one of them, a transguy, came and sat next to me and asked me why I was there and told me I wasn’t welcome, and my smart ass said, “Why because I know you’re a female?” or something similar… I was then approached by the show host (who happens to be dating the transguy) and asked to leave, and I explained to her that I had done nothing wrong and would leave if Terry, the bartender, asked me to leave… I pretty much followed her to the bar, she told Terry I was misgendering people in a safe space (safe for who??? not gay people), he said “I’m not dealing with this lesbian shit—you need to leave,” and I immediately headed for the door… I walked out the door into the fists of 2-3 (not totally clear who was hitting me—I was heavily intoxicated)(one nb-identifying woman, her girlfriend, and the aforementioned transman) women who hit me over and over again in the face and pushed me onto the ground… after a few minutes, someone else grabbed me by the arms and walked me backward and let me go, and I trotted half a block away and waited for my stepmom and aunt to come find me

oh, they also screamed, “TERF BITCH,” while hitting me and until I was out of sight, of course

Fucking hell.

A LOT of people will not believe this, people don’t believe women at the best of times, but I have had a similar, albeit much less violent, experience with TRAs (all cis women)

I believe you. And fuck those arseholes that did this to you. I really hope you have the courage to keep attending these events unashamedly. It’s what I’ve done and it gets your heart racing at first but it’s really important not to steer away from LGB events because of these disgusting people.

Genderists are violent and hate women, even it’s handmaiden transmen. So much internalized misogyny. OP please report them to the police. Most women are so easy to trick.

“I’m not dealing with this lesbian shit”

How could anyone say that without realizing how homophobic they are? At a gay bar, too????????

Because it’s a made up story you people have crack in your brains this is so hilarious.

……….Then everyone got up and clapped

no it happened here’s a pic of me seconds before i stomped ha out

“I was super drunk and didn’t really know all the details…but here’s a detailed list of all the attacker’s identities”

y’all acting like this is funny but op is my best friend and here’s a photo of her at the hospital after the attack. not too funny now huh

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growlithed:

dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

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since you have read this post you will be told good news tonight. if you reblog this post your best week starts now. if you ignore this post your best week starts now. i just want you to have a good week
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igglooaustralia:

When you’re gay and a straight dude start’s ranting to you about sports

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ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

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trixie-katya-tati:

Oh, word….

Still not a fan of Tyra Sanchez for those terroristic threats she made but….

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wyattyarnell:

I sexually identify as a fucking waste of time

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your-reference-here:

jedihighcouncil:

Jolene

Jolene

oh my god the entire thing works

Jun 25, 2018 19,875 notes
#5yrsago App shows you the way to the illegally hidden public beaches of Malibu

mostlysignssomeportents:

Back in May, Mark wrote about a Kickstarter project to fund a mobile app that will help you locate the hidden entrances to Malibu’s public beaches, which the local rich and famous people have done everything they can to obscure (including putting up illegal fake signs that falsely declare passage to be trespassing).

The Kickstarter was fully funded and the app is out, and the public is finding its way to Malibu’s public beaches, which is great news – unless you’re one of those people who’s spent decades treating a public beach as your own private patch. Local residents are pissed:

https://boingboing.net/2013/06/24/app-shows-you-the-way-to-the-i.html

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unsaltedpeanutbutter:

wembleyfraggles:

wembleyfraggles:

im washing me and my clothes bitch

She drunk as fuck

Jun 24, 2018 154,643 notes

tired-blue-boy:

cobaltdays:

me, in bed, before my bones have hardened enough for me to move: oooohhh im a flaccid little bitch!!!!!

hey victor what the fuck?

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sybilreisz:

screams-of-the-coffee:

exu-lan-sis:

exu-lan-sis:

guys i got free food for being gay tonight and the receipt literally says “fellow lesbians” on it this is gay privilege

i could not make this up

can I have free coffee for being Asexual please,, I like mocha w/ marshmallows thanks ♥

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REBLOG IF: You are open to answer any personal questions anon or not 😏

james-t35:

johndad13:

Go for it!

Why the hell not

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cryoverkiltmilk:

rosy-lenses:

reasonsmysoniscrying:

(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

whats new pussyduck

after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual

Jun 24, 2018 113,981 notes

bathedinthestyx:

I love how gay we all are

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serdemetepec:

Any blogger: Hi ev-

Gay porn bot: Dudes? Check me here, wanna my ass?, click here

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drawing-cookie:

cooltori-minami:

jiluan:

fatswag:

jiluan:

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

tarot

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

But this deadass happened in the show though

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thats-tea:

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I really went through 4 years of high school and never got assigned a fake baby to watch and take care of

lynellrichie:

poisonpapi:

officialjvstn:

kingkyta:

Same

I did, but they made us buy a 5 lb bag of flour and use it as a baby 🙃

I did & I was fake pregnant

I had to get married and do some weird game of life project, but we didn’t draw kids out of the hat so

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astronomicallyarab:

two vers/bottoms trying to decide who’s gonna top

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juza-the-cloud:

memeitism:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

Mood to the max!

Tubular af

groovy, i hate it

If she breathes, she’s a square

Jun 24, 2018 148,095 notes

official-r-kun:

*libertarian voice* if the environment is suffering under capitalism then it should just uhhhh set up a business

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studthismuffin:

deathclavv:

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

Local furry

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